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Who has the best mugshot of 2007? Lindsay, Paris, Keifer? CLICK HERE to see who jordandorsey.com voted your top ten mugshots of 2007!


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Lindsay Lohan is finally getting the recognition she deserves! She's being honored with an award by the Capri Film Festival on Friday. "It is indeed an honor to have Lindsay Lohan at Capri, Hollywood. We are delighted to recognize her talent as a performing artist, as well as her position as an icon in the world of entertainment."

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Britney Spears was seen driving like a maniac on Thursday! She was speeding at over 100 miles per hour and making a lot of illegal U-Turns. Even her BFFs the papz were telling her to slow down. Three of them ended crashing their cars because of her!

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Lilly Allen has been chosen as the celebrity to open the Harrod's winter sale in London on Friday. Eva Longoria,Sarah Michelle Gellar, and the Pussycat Dolls all have had the honor of opening for Harrods in the past. She was spotted last night, and wasn't smoking! There wasn't even a baby bump!

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Spencer Pratt of MTV the Hills made a surprise appearance in North Carolina sometime last week, and he didn't even top off the papz first! He visited a high school where he gave out about $20,000! It was so sweet even a local newspaper wrote about it. You can read about it HERE.

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PerezHilton.com is reporting that Jay-Z's new 40/40 club didn't pass the inspection test! Which means it probably won't open, like he previously planned. "Unless Jay-Z and his team miraculously come up with certain licenses and certificated by Sunday, then they won't be able to go on with their New Year's Eve party plans," a source told PerezHilton.com. Plus, Jay-Z has to refund all the tickets, and that will cost more money for them to open the club in Las Vegas.

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Sean Penn and his wife of 11 years Robin Wright Penn are filing for divorce! No one really knows the reason, though.

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The new Miley Cyrus video for Start All Over came out a couple of days ago! Whatcha think?

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Besides failing at the box office, Jessica Simpson's new movie Blonde Ambition has already leaked on YouTube. CLICK HERE to see it.

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John Mayer posted has said this about the word douchebag.

"Death to Douchebag
1 of a 129-part series on the year that was 2007,
By John Mayer

"Douchebag."

"What a douchebag."

It feels good to say, "douchebag." It's got two different plosive sounds, the "D" and "B", and nicely wedged between is a wonderful "sh" sound (technically known as a voiceless palato-alveolar sibilant, at the risk of coming off douchey) that, when preceded with "oooooh", give your lips the sensation of sliding on a hardwood floor in a pair of woolen socks.

And "douchebag" was on the vinegary tips of everyone's tongues this year. Trouble is, I'm not really clear on what it means, and I don't know that anyone does. I know that I get called one. Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy, by measure of a google search, is a douchebag 11,100 times over, or the number of results that the search engine says exist. Zach Braff, who himself wrote one of the better films I've seen in the last decade is also frequently 'bagged, as is some guy named Brody Jenner. In fact, if you want to go big, so is Michael Stipe, Bono ("supreme douchebag"), Thom Yorke, Will Smith and Brad Pitt.

Are you as confused as I am as to what the common denominator of douchiness is? Is it someone that comes off obnoxious? Self aggrandizing? Ignorant? Or is it just someone who exists out of another person's comfort zone? And doesn't that account for almost everyone in the world, celebrity or otherwise? Don't most people, given the fact that they're NOT US lie somewhere outside our comfort zone? Ohhhhh…OR…is being a douchebag actually all about having a bigger smile than someone else deems you deserve to in life? I think I'm onto something here. Stick with me.

In the case of Pete Wentz, whom I can comment on personally, I think the guy's got the job description of musician down pretty damn well. True, it's not your dad's rock star template, but he'd be inauthentic if he tried to fit inside it. Pete Wentz has a truckload of ideas. Big, bold, colorful ideas. They're ideas that have never once had their edges sanded down, and for that reason some people might find him or his band too much to swallow. You know who else had that going for them in their day? Frank Zappa. And David Bowie. And Peter Gabriel. And Elton John. And the Doors. Pretty much every rock band from A-Z existed because of their ignoring conventional boundaries. Pete's going to keep pretending. Because that's all art really is. You puff up your sense of pretend as big as you can and then try and live up to it. (Maybe that's what people think being a douchebag is?)

I personally don't mind being called a douchebag. I've met my fair share of bloggers, and I'm much, much taller than them. It's also because I need there to be some push on the castle walls, so to speak. I'm not happy when people agree. (Don't make me start listing the names of seminal artists that weren't either.) I think it's easier to call "douchebag" than to confront the possibility that:

THERE ARE OTHER PERSONALITIES IN THIS WORLD THAT ARE NOT INHERENTLY SYMPATHETIC TO OUR OWN.

Maybe I should take this opportunity to define douchebag once and for all; I think if enjoying your life as you choose happens to spill over into treating others without respect, then you're a total, world-class douchebag.

But then wouldn't that also serve as a fitting description of the boy who cried "douche"?

Maybe it's just really fun to say."

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Former B2K is taking back his rape allegations he made against the group's former manager.

Who thinks that he was blackmailed to take it back?

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Parade.com has been conducting a whole bunch of polls! CLICK HERE to see the results.

Categories:
  • Which politco American would you most likely want to be stranded on a island with
  • Most shocking headline of 2007
  • Cutest celebrity baby
  • Best maternity clothes wearer
  • Celebrity most likely to get married
  • Worst sports event of 2007
  • Celebrity to stay clean for the longest after rehab
  • Celebrity most likely to stay out of jail
  • Most annoying star of 2007
  • Most over-exposed celebrity of 2007
  • Most talented teen
  • Celebrity needing parenting classes
  • Celebrity to make the best adjustment to motherhood
  • Celebrity you want to switch...
  • Hottest..
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Former O.C star, Mischa Barton got arrested on Thursday. What for? Well, she was caught driving under the influence and had possession of illegal narcotic, plus she was driving without a California license. Not to mention her overdose earlier this year.
Despite all that, she is still scheduled to host the New Years Eve Party at The CatHouse. The reps said this : "We are aware of Mischa Barton's incident last night, but at present she is still expected to host the Cathouse Grand Opening at the Luxor on December 29th. We'll let you know if anything changes."

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Courtney Love was robbed Wednesday! Apparently $100,000 were stolen from her hotel. Her and her daughter Frances Bean were staying at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York where, a pair of pink diamond and yellow drop earrings were stolen. A sources says "Courtney is devastated, she had bought the earrings for Frances as her Christmas present. Frances hasn't even tried them on yet!" Too bad she didn't get the earrings insured, so now she's stuck!
Luckily the earrings were found though, and people are saying that they "mysteriously" appeared back in her hotel.

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Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley got married the other day in Deer Valley, Utah. They're honeymooning in Cabo, Mexico.

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Jay Z QUIT! He resigned as president of Def Jam Records, which will be defective by the end of December. He's said to be focusing on opening more 40/40 clubs.

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Paris Hilton's grandfather, Baron Hilton is giving 97% of his fortune to charity. That leaves only %69 million to split between Barron's kids and grand kid's. PLUS! they have to pay taxes!

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JordanDorsey.com now has movie reviews! Send me an email if you want me to review one of your movies! CLICK HERE to email me
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John Krasinski and Rashida Jones were seen arriving in the airport in St. Barths. Sources are saying that they might be rekindling their real-life romance. Rashida has also been linked to Josh Harnett, who is now dating pop star Rihanna, Tobey Maguire who she was engaged to, and Seth Meyers.



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Fergie and Josh Dumahel are finally engaged! No word on when the wedding's going to be though!

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Dr.Phil told People magazine that he supports Lynn Spears. "An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." At least someone supports her, and maybe they will be on his show.

Thoughts??

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Adrianne Curry wrote in her blog the other day about how she feels about Saleisha winning America's Next Top Model.


"December 26, 2007 - Wednesday

Is Top Model a Scam? Reflecting on the New year

Is Top Model a Scam?
That's what everyone has been asking me lately because of the last season. I didn't watch it, but I came across the finale and watched it the other week. I guess the winner of the show not only has modeled before (Wendy's commercials, Tyra Banks Show runway model) but that she also had a personal relationship with Tyra from being in her T-zone camp. According to my contract with Top Model, all of these things would keep you from even coming on the show, let alone win it.

I agree with the majority in saying that this is not fair. When I did watch the show, I didn't think that they chose the girl who could actually model…but then I remembered that they are 9 seasons into this show and have yet to be successful in making a real "Top Model". I would have picked the other girl based only on that I think she would work more. It's Tyra's show, and she can obviously do whatever she wants.

I love to compete. If I had been one of the other contestants, I would be crying foul everywhere I went. I am really surprised at how unfair that season seems. So I guess now real models are going to be allowed on the show? That should make things interesting.

I think that if all these rumors of the winner being tied in the industry and having a prior relationship with Tyra is true, that the title should be given to the runner up. I know Tyra is an honest person. I have been assured by many that Tyra isn't unfair. Seeing how she isn't, I know she will do the right thing in this situation. Heck, maybe after she is done righting this wrong, she could hint at the agency she placed me in to PAY me for the work I did and won through her show? Been trying to get that check since 2003. ; )"

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People are saying that Casey Aldridge is NOT the babydaddy! =0 CLICK HERE to find out who!

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Paris and Nicky Hilton spent there Christmas in Maui with their family. The sisters walked around the beach for a couple of hours and posed for the camera without protest.

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Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton spent Christmas at the beach. The engaged couple were having fun in the sun! Nicollette was showing off her hot body, and she's 40! DAAAAANG! But seriously, when are these two going to get married?

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Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were seen together doing some last Christmas shopping in Woodland Hills.

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Kid Rock performed for U.S soldiers for the second year in a row. He did 13 shows in 7 different countries within 5 days. How sweet!

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Kim Kardashian was seen shopping with her boyfriend Reggie Bush. Where's Khloe?

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Queen Elizabeth II gave her annual Christmas speech. CLICK HERE to see it.
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Spencer Pratt spent his Christmas Day feeding food to the poor, just like he did on Thanksgiving. Maybe he isn't so evil after all? Or he could just be easing his pain from his and Heidi Montag's breakup.

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Amy's Winehouse's visitation rights to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil have been shortened. The junkie tested positive for heroin. She'll now only get to see him through glass. On other notice, News.com is reporting that one of Blake's jail mates told him that unless he paid $230,000 to a secret bank, she will be kidnapped and harmed. Sources say he sent her a letter begging her to be extra careful and stay safe. "Blake is living in fear for Amy's and his own life. At first he thought the guys in jail with him were just trying their luck, but the threats have gotten more and more serious. They have ordered Blake to pay $230,000 into a secret bank account within the next few days or else Amy will be snatched and harmed. Blake knows it would be east for someone to bundle Amy into a car, he is worried sick. [And] As a precaution, the governor banned Amy from having any more open visits with Blake. They now have to meet in a room separated by a bullet-proof glass screen. Amy is paranoid and shaking every time she goes there. She is going to give it a miss for a while."




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Ciara has a new video. Lil' Wayne makes a cameo also. CLICK HERE to see it.
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Posh Spice was robbed! No worries she's fine, she was on stage when it happened. Some clothes and jewelry were said to be stolen from her dressing room at their concert in Germany. Funny how Posh was the only Spice Girl targeted?

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Former members of the boy band B2K are claiming that their former manager Chris Stoke raped them.

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The Spice Girls performed 2 Become 1 on Strictly Come Dancing last weekend. They even sang live!


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Jessica Simpson new movie Blonde Ambition was released Friday in select theatre around Texas and only made $384. With tickets priced at $8 a piece, it means only 48 people saw her movie. Not even Luke Wilson can save Jessica. It's set to release in January on DVD. Her other movie Major Movie Star is also going straight to DVD.

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Danielle Fishel formerly known as Topanga on Boy Meets World, was arrested Thursday (December 20) right before 5 a.m for drunk driving. She was released from jail a couple hours after her arrest. Danielle is the spokeswomen for NutriSystem, wonder how long that will last? She's also a special correspondent for the Tyra Banks show.

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